What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:36

-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”